2008 aio blade bladesystem bond csUriQuery csUriStem database date dedicated disposal download edition email Exchange express filter hosting hotfix hp IIS IIS7 isapi iscsi KB linux log management manufacturing microsoft mpio network oil performance proliant query quota recovery release server slow solvent SQL sqlserver storage studio system togo web windows

More geeky fun from the SMTP protocol people

Disambiguation 'HELP', 'HELPs'

Your search yielded multiple results, here are top results:
Geeks have a sense of humor
More geeky fun from the SMTP protocol people


In one of the previous postings I have mentioned some funny stuff found in different implementations of basic internet protocols. Here is another funny one:

220 SMTP Enhanced Server 8.01 (c) 1995-2008 DataCrunch.Net
help ehlo
251- DataCrunch.NET SMTP command list.
251- --------------------------------------
251-
251- EHLO
251-
251- Everyone should have manners. That
251- includes you - please introduce yourself
251- when sending emails. Besides, you are
251- required to do so and we are, around here,
251- very pedantic. We will not accept your
251- mail if you do not introduce yourself.
251- You should issue HELO or EHLO as your
251- first command upon connecting to us.
251-
251- EHLO, the enhanced HELO command, is
251- reserved for access to advanced SMTP
251- functionality. We will respond with
251- full command list of the advanced EHLO
251- implementation, when you introduce
251- yourself as advanced machine.
251-
251- --------------------------------------
251 Powered by DataCrunch.Net SMTP server.

More info:

permanent link to article http://freecash.hogger.net/more_geeky_fun_from_the_smtp_protocol_people

Setting up openVPN on windows
iSCSI Enterprise Target (iet, ietd) - Windows 2008 fails to format volume
Maintaining oracle data, shrinking database segments
Geeks have a sense of humor
Windows 2008 Web Edition and open source iSCSI targets
When will SQL Server 2008 be available finally?
Launch date of SQL Server 2008 confirmed prior to Nov 13th
Lighting and electronics and electric wiring
Information related to search
Maestro Shirt and other comfortable wear